so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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