i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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