He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think your dad took our porno
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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