I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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