I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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