We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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