yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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