Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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