I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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