you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Come see our sink grown plant.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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