my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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