k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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