i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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