yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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