"it" just moved
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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