Me. At least after what I've been through.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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