i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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