i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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