i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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