are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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