so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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