i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
NoShamevember. You game?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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