whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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