why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
not ubering you a puppy
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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