Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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