I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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