we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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