He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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