Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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