I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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