this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No subtext here. People are naked.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
