in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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