its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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