I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
