stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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