Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize
