so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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