He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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