i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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