Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We're too hungover to prance.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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