i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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