He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
