Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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