margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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