I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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