'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
