Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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