i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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