Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it wasn't lemon gatorade
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
foreskin is a definite game changer
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
