Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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