I hate your face
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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