She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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