I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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