That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I supernannyed him into submission
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