Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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